September 2012
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something
But then I opened it and
Religion, you’re doing it right
August 2012
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
“We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we...”
– Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan.
If you read NOTHING ELSE today, read this.
(via dearscience)
tessaviolet:
badcgijosh:
Girl you must be a parking ticket because I like making out with parking tickets
dewgstrom:
louis-vuitomlinson:
toocooltobehipster:
well that was unexpected
wait no come back :(
Watch
All the differences between a Boy & a Girl →
myswecretwona:
most-awkward-moments:
Accurate
em3raldd:
izumikonatas:
i was not expecting that
stormcloak:
maiaofpleiades:
Here’s what the vendor is selling for the event:
>bind-to-legacy bowcasters
>the ugliest minipet
>sandpeople outfit
>MOTHERFUCKING RED SPARKLE POWDER?
Oh my god, I need all of it.
