rainbow-road-to-happiness: So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something But then I opened it and Religion, you’re doing it right
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we...– Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan. If you read NOTHING ELSE today, read this. (via dearscience)
tessaviolet: badcgijosh: Girl you must be a parking ticket because I like making out with parking tickets
dewgstrom: louis-vuitomlinson: toocooltobehipster: well that was unexpected wait no come back :(
All the differences between a Boy & a Girl →
myswecretwona: most-awkward-moments: Accurate
em3raldd: izumikonatas: i was not expecting that
stormcloak: maiaofpleiades: Here’s what the vendor is selling for the event: >bind-to-legacy bowcasters >the ugliest minipet >sandpeople outfit >MOTHERFUCKING RED SPARKLE POWDER? Oh my god, I need all of it.